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Dirtman09
Hello there, my name is Kyle, also known as "Dirtman", and I do arts

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Joined on 9/8/24

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Note: I'm not including his date of birth (or the ones for the other moronz) since I already made a journal about that, but I will include where they're from and their full names

these facts may not be interesting, but it's worth a shot

  1. his full name is Jeffrey Melvin Cruise
  2. he was almost named "Barry" as the original name for the moronz was MBCA (Michael, Barry, Carla & Alex)
  3. the reason he goes by the name spike is because back in 2011 when MLP was a huge deal, people in his college classroom kept calling him spike after the character, he fucking hated that name, but when he finally got out of college and when he first met CJ, he said his name was spike which he got used to ever since he left
  4. he was the youngest in his family who had 4 children, his parents were married on Feb/14/1982, the oldest was Zachary Cruise (born March/19/1984)
  5. he wasn't ment to be the tallest in the band as in my earlier drawings of the moronz, as I drew them more I decided to make spike taller
  6. his favourite bands were Nirvana, Korn, Green Day, Foo Fighters, RHCP & Nickelback

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